Book Description
Journal of a Lounge Lizardman is the sixth book in my Unremembered Realms fantasy parody world. Follow Scales the lizardman and his band, the Marshtones as they tour the realms is search of fame and glory. You’ll laugh as your read about their absurd adventures and sing along in your head at the song parodies smattered throughout the book. If you want a book that mixes D&D, Weird Al Yankovic, and This is Spinal Tap, you’ve found it!
From the Back Cover
Life on the road isn’t easy, but that’s just life as a bard! There are undead groupies, protesting halflings, song pirates, and worst of all, tavern owners who won’t pay up.
Although the band and I enjoy a good dungeon crawl, nothing feels better than standing up on the stage in the warm lights unless that light is actually from a fireball! Some of the other items thrown can be dangerous, like an axe, arrow, or boulder from a catapult! Remember, though, if you’re going to throw food, keep it fresh because we’re starving artists!
Print Edition – Signed by author: $14.95 + $3 S&H=$17.95
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